The Republic of Lunchables Cookie Dunks is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate population of 2.224 billion Lunchables Cookie Dunksians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 43.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Lunchables Cookie Dunksian economy, worth 171 trillion NNNS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,133 NNNS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, tax assessment offices double as polling stations, and the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lunchables Cookie Dunks's national animal is the NNN.

Lunchables Cookie Dunks is ranked 75,461^st in the world and 3,914^th in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,424.46 on the Gilded Widget Scale.